It was the Best of Times...

34 dates

50 days

2 tire changes

1500 watts of mobile power

10 LCD screens

Free Pussy Riot

Time Lapse Photographs

Always under the speed limit

2 Bad hotel rooms

4 Worse hotel rooms

23 Crackheads in Wyoming

Fresh Mexican food

Fresh prescription painkillers

I was the only alien in Roswell

Hollywood up in smoke

Hi profile burlesque models

2 Tourmate reunions

1 Guinness cake backstage

Buying some meteors and minerals in Arizona

Defiling some skin in Denver

Two Stolen Laptops

One Stolen Suitcase

One Stolen iPhone

4 broken hearts

42 unmarked pills

53 bottles of Vodka

1 broken bottle of Vodka

42 bottles of bourbon consumed

2 bottles of bourbon remain

1 attempted Christian conversion

Hundreds of t shirts sold

Thousands of miles traversed

Millions of polarities reversed

4 Daleks, 3 Police Boxes, 1 vortex manipulator and about 10 Sonic Screwdrivers

NO BROKEN BONES

Here are some pics and videos from the tour.

               

  

  

 

  

  
   

  

   

  

   

 

  

  

     



    

       

Special Thanks to all who documented and filmed any and all of which we included here.

ReGen especially.


You guys rule!!

-K

KAINE DELAY'S LAPTOP MISSING IN SAN DIEGO

Upon our performance at Brick By Brick last night in San Diego I noticed my laptop go missing from the venue. It is a

Black ASUS 1201N LAPTOP serial # A10AAS120749 in a dark blue nylon case. 
In the velcro fold inside the bag was a Seagate FreeAgent GoFlex 1 TB portable Hard Drive with usb 3.0 cable, and another 1.5 TB of the same brand hard drive, with cable, in its box was also in the bag.

Other contents included: 

• A signed release form from Left Spine Down to Metropolis Records, 
• several legal tax related documents, 
• a few Doctor Who comics, 
• a child's drawing, 
• and other magazines and discs. 
• Power cables and Laptop coolant fan attachment also inside. 

The face of the laptop has a number of discernible stickers on its face:

16VOLT/CHEMLAB/LEFT SPINE DOWN MIDI GHETTO TOUR 2010
CHEMLAB (shot of Jared Louche with band name taped to his mouth)
Hand numbered REVCO LUBRICATOUR VIP PASS 10/30
HOUSE OF BLUES BACKSTAGE PASS (TKK written in ink)
"I TOOK A LOOK AT THE FACE AND THE BITCH WAS TO THE CURB" (pics of Eazy E and Amy Winehouse bookend the quote on the sticker)

A police report is being filed with the San Diego Police Department and charges will be filed against anyone who is holding it against my will. Please contact me if you see this or any of the above on Craigslist, pawn shops, or in the possession of anyone you may suspect is not myself.

I will now keep this site updated ONLY for the sake of locating this laptop's whereabouts for the remainder of the tour.

And please, everyone, forgive me if I seem a little shellshocked for the next 4 weeks on the road. I just lost a huge chunk of my life in that little fucking bag.

Kaine Delay
Left Spine Down

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